The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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