They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
