I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
