Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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