I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
