sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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