he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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