Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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