did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
