I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
