the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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