too bad you live with your parents still
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
