I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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