He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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