so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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