I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Your penis caused this!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
