Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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