When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
