I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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