Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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