Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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