Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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