Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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