He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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