Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
