I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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