Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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