Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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