Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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