Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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