What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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