Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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