READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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