some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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