is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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