i just wanna soil my oats bro
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
