I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
