she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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