So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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