Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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