What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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