So drunk its hurt
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I didn't notice because vodka
I think I just sharted jello shots
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
