11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Little spoons don't ask big questions
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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