My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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