Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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