Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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