so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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