id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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