real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just google imaged poop.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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