Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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